i remember the “selling their kid on ebay” story…
Who sells their kid on ebay? That’s nuts.
That’s a child. A living being that you made.
That shit goes on etsy.
*drug dealer voice* do u wanna buy some self esteem
what space program gets the most booty
This is such bullshit I will not have these rumors spread about me
Me talking to my parents
The girl who was my elementary school girl friend just got engaged and I’m sitting here single wearing a pug shirt and hamburger underwear
Just remember, u r someone’s dream girl
I’m a boy
Tumblr has made us forget that some people are actually straight
Every time it appears on my dash.
I will reblog it.
So simple yet so clever
it kinda scares me…
It must because I’m Australian, but what I liked most was the fact it says OI OI OI around the outside heh.